this was from an assignment I had,and I found this HILARIOUS! XD

  If you want to irritate your boss and lose your job, follow these suggestions.  Don't show up for work, and don't call in. Let your boss assume you are caught in traffic and will just be late.  Then, when you don't show up and your boss calls, don't answer your phone. Instead, enjoy your day doing whatever you want to do.  When you go to work the following day, don't explain your absence. Just say you didn't feel like coming to work.  Your boss will be baffled by your lack of an excuse. Take a long lunch break, and eat such a big meal that you have to take an afternoon nap.  When your boss finds you with your head on your desk and wakes you up, assume it's quitting time and walk out the door.  By now, your boss will be furious with you, but don't turn around. And don't go to work the next day. You won't have a job.